so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz japan is like, begging people to get married, but, like, who needs a spouse when you can have a minecraft server, amirite? like, forget about the population crisis, we got creeper explosions and diamond mining to worry about. plus, we got this crazy story about a player who built a giant sushi roll out of blocks and now it’s the most popular tourist attraction in the game. so, like, join now and help us create a virtual japan that’s way cooler than the real one. let’s get married to minecraft, baby!
