MineCraft Mania Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	606570
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	7461
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ores Mined:	717	Players Killed by Monsters:	3049

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	514	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5262
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crops Grown:	1868	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
New Chunks Explored:	631226	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Emeralds Found:	3735	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1941
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ores Mined:	9025	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.