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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2964 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9933 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”