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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 682 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”