Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Warm Up Server

Blue, Bosses, claws, dlc, Elden, elden ring, frustrating, Gaming, Help, Lore, madness, malenia, Maliketh, Minecraft, Phantoms, Ring, Server, themed characters, waifu, Warm

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being summoned to fight the same boss over and over again? Are you sick of themed characters centered around one specific enemy? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only boss you’ll fight is a giant chicken named Cluckington!

Forget about challenging fights and unpredictable battles, here at our server, Cluckington will test your skills in ways you never thought possible. With the help of your trusty wooden sword and armor made out of leaves, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of hay bales and chicken coops to reach the ultimate showdown with Cluckington himself.

But beware, Cluckington is not your average Minecraft boss – he can summon an army of baby chickens to peck at you relentlessly, and his clucks can stun you for seconds at a time. Only the bravest and most daring players will emerge victorious from this epic battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to defeat the legendary Cluckington and become the ultimate chicken conqueror! 🐔🗡️

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	198
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	2662	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	781	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	2301	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Emeralds Found:	4139	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Farms Harvested:	614	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	43	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6418
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.