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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1304 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9248 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!
2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?
4. The main attraction of our server is a disco party cave where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is a trampoline. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow players!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to coom in Moom’s womb for good luck!