Minecraft LOLz: Kek it Do Be Server

BE, Do, do be, IT, it do, it do be, Kek, kek it, kek it do, lolz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	2924
Emeralds Found:	6630	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies tell knock-knock jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside a llama army as you battle your way through dungeons filled with evil chickens and vindictive villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a diamond sword in hand.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2066
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	231107
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Items Found:	7627	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ores Mined:	526	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Emeralds Found:	6784	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Star Shards Collected:	272

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3991	Dragon Eggs Found:	8846
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?