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Minecraft LOLz: Kek it Do Be Server

Minecraft LOLz: Kek it Do Be Server
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Players: 98/800 Votes: 5186
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Mines Excavated: 3516 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Farms Harvested: 352 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Votes: 8053
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies tell knock-knock jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside a llama army as you battle your way through dungeons filled with evil chickens and vindictive villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a diamond sword in hand.

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  • Sky High Survival

    Sky High Survival
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 9884
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

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  • PizzaCity

    PizzaCity
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4354
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Description
    Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
    How active is the Discord server? We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7857
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1274
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6470
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2361
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 77 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6255
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9262 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6146
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7406
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 752
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2149
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1112
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Farms Harvested: 432
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9924
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 6250
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dimension Hops: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4574
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 4776
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Votes: 5633 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mines Excavated: 4848
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Star Shards Collected: 73

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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