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Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Audience, blocky, body image, Dicks, FANTASY, Gender norms, male gaze, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Preferences, Server, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, SIZE, unrealistic expectations, visual stimulation, WOMAN

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

bewildered, bewildering, bewilderment, Chaos, confusion, Disarray, discombobulated, disconcerting, Disorder, disorganized, disoriented, disturbed, flustered, Minecraft, perplexed, perplexity, puzzled, smp, Troubled, TURMOIL, uncertainty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

Among, battle, Characters, Combat, debate, doomguy, FANTASY, Fight, frieren, Gaming, Men, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, Powerful, Reboot, Server, SETTLE, Shooter, showdown, STRONG, video games, warrior

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Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

asset repository, base64, F76, F76 Ports, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FoggyCraft, general, Mod Repository, Modding Guides, ModdingLinked., MSPaintAdventures, MSPasta, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, resource documentation, smp, Wastelanders

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, java, Karasique, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Karasique.aternos.me

Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

Backlash, ceremony, controversy, cultural appropriation, Event, heathen, Infiltration, metal, Minecraft, Music, Official, Pagan, papist, Papist Church, Performance, protest, Religion, Server, St. Pachamama’s day, Traditional, varg vikerness, Vatican

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ara ara, Bait, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fauna Archive, general, grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, merch, Minecraft, outer wilds, PALS, PIXEL, saplings, Schedule, Server, stream status, STREAMS, suggested streams, twitter, unarchived streams, vods

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Awareness, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, life impact, medication, mental health, Mental health advocacy, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neurodiversity, Prodigy, seeking help, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy, undiagnosed, wasted time

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Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

anger, collection, consequences, creditor, DEBT, debtor, delinquent, Demand, finance, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, OBLIGATION, overdue, owed, Pay, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Unpaid, vlad, Vlads

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

4chan, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, chatroom, coloring, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, Gang, Garbage, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, Minecraft, popularity contest, rules, seconding, shitposters, smp, social blog, Spam, Trash, Trolls

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Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Pug Mines and Pirate Finds

advanced enchantments, alliances, Auto pick/smelt, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhanced Chests, Fishing, Geyser support, job system, MCMMO, MysticMobs, Pirate Finds, player-driven economy, playermarkets, precious ores, Pug Mines, PvE, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest options, rare Mine treasures, Survival, survival skills, Trade, Treasure, upgradable hoppers, VAULT

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Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.

play.pugminespiratefinds.com

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5742
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ores Mined:	5659	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	267
Emeralds Found:	3238	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	3378	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2