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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Potions Brewed: 68

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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