so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Farms Harvested: 147 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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