so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Villages Defended: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
New Chunks Explored: 324780 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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