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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4367 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1561 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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