| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5234 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Ores Mined: | 5699 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1182 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3506 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 272 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3331 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 430 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2014 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 200 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4905 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3129 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Star Shards Collected: | 116 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1091 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2973 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 262 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9662 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 197 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1355 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 800 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3068 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3695 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8232 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 286 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2093 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 98 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 112663 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3054 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 245756 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2968 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7559 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9168 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3696 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
