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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291
Buildings Constructed:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Animals Bred:	174	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Items Found:	1749
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Emeralds Found:	6896
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	81	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchantments Applied:	144	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5028	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3