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Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Void Gems Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	260	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	195
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5374
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Star Shards Collected:	252	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7