u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magic Items Found: 3184
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Towns Built: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Potions Brewed: 71
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 227
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Crops Grown: 9587 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1309
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Zombie Dances: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Potions Brewed: 115 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Animals Bred: 40 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9969 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3781 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Ores Mined: 8807
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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