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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9688	Endless Night Skies:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mines Excavated:	2262

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	7807	Dragon Eggs Found:	2054
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	83	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	2134	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	129
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2034
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2938	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Emeralds Found:	7923
Void Gems Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	6186	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Votes:	7621
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	6