Minecraft: Blocky Crushes Only

šŸŒ Welcome to the most mind-blowingly epic Minecraft server everā€”yes, weā€™re talking about the place where blocky dreams become wild, pixelated realities! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of outrageous adventures and ridiculous antics that will leave you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft universe! šŸ¤Ŗ

šŸ”„ Reason #1: The Legend of the Bathrobe Bandit šŸ”„
Join us to unravel the tale of the Bathrobe Banditā€”a mysterious player who once stole ALL the diamond blocks while wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a party hat! Rumor has it he was inspired by extreme relaxation techniques. Players often report feeling both horrified and giggly just thinking about it. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?

šŸ¦– Reason #2: Dinosaur Tea Parties ā˜•
Ever wanted to sip chamomile tea with a T-Rex? Well, on our server, itā€™s totally a thing! Weā€™ve created a magical modded biome where dinosaurs gather every Sunday for high tea, complete with tiny hats and fancy sandwiches. Donā€™t miss your chance to ask them about the Jurassic age while they sip classily from their dino-sized teacups!

šŸ’” Reason #3: The Deeply Emotional Cactus šŸŒµ
Prepare to be moved by the story of Gary the Cactus, who felt rejected because no one wanted to hug him. Join us as we construct a therapeutic garden where players can sit down and have heartfelt discussions with this prickly friend. Donā€™t be surprised if you end up shedding a tear or two as you help Gary find his purpose in a ā€œthistle-pressingā€ world.

šŸ§™ā€ā™‚ļø Reason #4: The Wizardā€™s Love Potion Gone Wrong šŸ’˜
This server isnā€™t just about mining and crafting; itā€™s about chaos. Our resident wizard once brewed a love potion so potent that it caused mobs to fall passionately in love with playersā€”yes, you read that right! Prepare to have creepers serenade you with love ballads while skeletons attempt to win your heart with sweet (and slightly unhinged) pick-up lines. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and bizarre?

šŸŽ‰ Reason #5: Dance-Offs with Villagers šŸ’ƒ
Feeling groovy? Join us for the legendary villager dance-offs every Friday night, where we boogie under the pixelated stars! Witness villagers breakdance and moonwalk like thereā€™s no tomorrow, all while you try to keep up with their questionable rhythm! Winners get a totally real trophy made of dirt blocks (itā€™s a big deal, we promise).

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most utterly ridiculous Minecraft journey of your lifeā€”itā€™s time to build something legendary (like an intergalactic taco truck or a pyramid-shaped hotel for llamas). The only thing missing is you! šŸ°āœØ

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  • MinedHype SMP Long-Term Vanilla Survival

    MinedHype SMP Long-Term Vanilla Survival

    MinedHype is a friendly long term public survival server that has been run by the same owner for about 6 years. It started back in 1.14 and a ton of players have joined over time so it feels like a real community.

    The gameplay is mostly vanilla and it runs on Minecraft 1.21.11. There is no pay to win and there is no money economy plugin so trading is mainly player to player with item trades and player run shops.

    You can protect your builds with claims and unclaimed areas can be griefed so claiming matters. CoreProtect is used to help protect the server.

    The Overworld and Nether are meant to stay long term and not get wiped. There is no set world border and new players spawn randomly within the first 40k blocks and you can use random teleport to find a spot then set a home.

    It supports Bedrock and Java cross play and there are free events with prizes. There is also a public shopping district anyone can apply to use.

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  • Lumenor SMP Custom Vanilla Realms

    Lumenor SMP Custom Vanilla Realms

    I found Lumenor SMP and it is a 24 7 custom vanilla survival server on 1.21.11. It also has ViaVersion so newer clients can join too.

    You can play on Java or Bedrock and it even allows cracked clients. The cool part is the role system where you pick Passive for peaceful vibes or PvP for chaos so both types of players can exist.

    The world is made for exploring with custom biomes and huge structures like ancient temples. There are powerful rewards out there so you always have something to hunt for.

    Trading is player driven and it is more like villager style deals not a simple economy shop. There are PvP and Passive arenas and keep inventory is on in the arena only so you can practice without losing everything.

    It also has custom armor trims that give small buffs and a custom Nether that is very challenging. They use strong anti cheat and the server is hosted in Germany with staff from a bunch of countries so it feels welcoming.

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  • VitaNova SMP Economy With Claims

    VitaNova SMP Economy With Claims

    VitaNova is a semi vanilla SMP that tries to keep the normal Minecraft feel but adds a lot more to do. It supports both Java and Bedrock so people can play together.

    There is a real economy vibe with progression and quests. You can complete quests to get rewards and unlock ranks just by playing. It also has custom enchantments so you can get stronger for fighting and mining.

    Building feels safer here because you can claim land and protect your stuff from griefing. The world is custom too so exploring matters and you can find custom structures.

    Fishing and farming are both upgraded with special systems. Fishing has rarities and tournaments and farming is made more rewarding. The server also says it is fully free to play with no pay to win mechanics.

    It runs on 1.21+ and the community does events and competitions.

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  • Crystal Free Sword PvP Survival SMP

    Crystal Free Sword PvP Survival SMP

    sVanilla Survival is a survival SMP focused on sword based PvP and raiding. It is made for players who want a no cheating kind of server where fights feel old school and up close.

    The world is big and it never resets. There are no land claims so bases can be found and raided. You can grief fight team up or betray people and the server only steps in to keep it fair play.

    Crystals and anchors are disabled so melee combat matters more. There is a combat tag system with PvP restrictions like no elytra in combat and there is an 8 second totem cooldown. Breach swapping is patched too.

    It stays mostly vanilla but has a few helpful commands like teleport ignore and sethome. There is no economy plugin so trading with other players is the main way people do business. TNT duplication with piston and slime setups is enabled so farms and big machines are possible.

    You can join on Java and Bedrock using Geyser and the server is based in USA East.

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  • LazyCraft SMP No Ranks Full Features

    LazyCraft SMP No Ranks Full Features

    LazyCraft is a survival SMP that tries to stay clean and fair. I noticed it has no ranks and it does not take donations. The idea is that everyone gets the same access to the server features right away.

    It is built for people who want to actually play the endgame and work on big projects. The server uses lots of plugins and some custom stuff but it is aiming for a more vanilla feel instead of pay to win bloat.

    There are land claims that work by chunks and you can make one with a command. There is a shop plot world where players can set up shops and there is a blocks warp with building stacks at a fixed price. You also get teleports like tpa rtp and warps.

    If you die your items go into a grave so they do not burn or scatter. There are mob catchers you can craft with an egg and amethyst for moving passive mobs. You also get playtime rewards every 15 minutes.

    The overworld is a huge 32K map that is already generated and rtp can send you out to 16K. The server also says it runs on strong hardware to keep lag low.

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