Minecraft: Blocky Crushes Only

šŸŒ Welcome to the most mind-blowingly epic Minecraft server everā€”yes, weā€™re talking about the place where blocky dreams become wild, pixelated realities! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of outrageous adventures and ridiculous antics that will leave you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft universe! šŸ¤Ŗ

šŸ”„ Reason #1: The Legend of the Bathrobe Bandit šŸ”„
Join us to unravel the tale of the Bathrobe Banditā€”a mysterious player who once stole ALL the diamond blocks while wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a party hat! Rumor has it he was inspired by extreme relaxation techniques. Players often report feeling both horrified and giggly just thinking about it. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?

šŸ¦– Reason #2: Dinosaur Tea Parties ā˜•
Ever wanted to sip chamomile tea with a T-Rex? Well, on our server, itā€™s totally a thing! Weā€™ve created a magical modded biome where dinosaurs gather every Sunday for high tea, complete with tiny hats and fancy sandwiches. Donā€™t miss your chance to ask them about the Jurassic age while they sip classily from their dino-sized teacups!

šŸ’” Reason #3: The Deeply Emotional Cactus šŸŒµ
Prepare to be moved by the story of Gary the Cactus, who felt rejected because no one wanted to hug him. Join us as we construct a therapeutic garden where players can sit down and have heartfelt discussions with this prickly friend. Donā€™t be surprised if you end up shedding a tear or two as you help Gary find his purpose in a ā€œthistle-pressingā€ world.

šŸ§™ā€ā™‚ļø Reason #4: The Wizardā€™s Love Potion Gone Wrong šŸ’˜
This server isnā€™t just about mining and crafting; itā€™s about chaos. Our resident wizard once brewed a love potion so potent that it caused mobs to fall passionately in love with playersā€”yes, you read that right! Prepare to have creepers serenade you with love ballads while skeletons attempt to win your heart with sweet (and slightly unhinged) pick-up lines. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and bizarre?

šŸŽ‰ Reason #5: Dance-Offs with Villagers šŸ’ƒ
Feeling groovy? Join us for the legendary villager dance-offs every Friday night, where we boogie under the pixelated stars! Witness villagers breakdance and moonwalk like thereā€™s no tomorrow, all while you try to keep up with their questionable rhythm! Winners get a totally real trophy made of dirt blocks (itā€™s a big deal, we promise).

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most utterly ridiculous Minecraft journey of your lifeā€”itā€™s time to build something legendary (like an intergalactic taco truck or a pyramid-shaped hotel for llamas). The only thing missing is you! šŸ°āœØ

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • OrianaMC Survival SMP With Claims

    OrianaMC Survival SMP With Claims

    OrianaMC is a survival SMP for people who just want Minecraft survival to feel better without a bunch of extra stuff getting in the way. It uses only a few plugins so the core survival gameplay still feels normal and not bloated.

    The server cares a lot about the community and tries to keep things smooth with no lag hiccups rude players or sudden resets.

    You can claim land so your builds stay protected. The economy is player driven so money mostly moves between players and trading is a big deal. There is also an auction house for selling items and custom items like extra tools and armor to give you more things to grind for.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Elysium SMP Fresh Reboot Whitelist 18+

    Elysium SMP Fresh Reboot Whitelist 18+

    Elysium is a small Java server that just reopened with a fresh start in early November. It is a multi world place and they are looking for 18+ players to join. There are a few long time members from the older server too.

    The Survival world runs on 1.21.10 and has a 10k by 10k border. It has mcMMO skills and an online map you can open with a command. Teleport commands are mostly off so it feels more vanilla and people use Nether roof travel instead. There is also a shopping district at spawn where players can make chest shops and use diamonds as money.

    If you like building there is a Plots world with 85 by 85 plots so you can build in peace. You start with one plot and can earn more by moving up build ranks. There is also a Creative superflat freebuild world for bigger community builds and higher ranks. You are allowed to build together but you cannot mess with other peoples builds without permission.

    There is a main Hub world for travel and hanging out plus a second Creative world that is a perk for build ranks. They also have DiscordSRV for linking chat and names between Minecraft and Discord.

    Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • One Year Old Anarchy No Resets

    One Year Old Anarchy No Resets

    I found a Minecraft server called MinecraftOffline and it is an anarchy style place that has been running for about a year

    The world is permanent and they say it will never reset so builds and damage stay forever

    It runs on version 1.21.11 and uses custom plugins to make it different

    The server is hosted in Finland and it is meant to feel good for players in Europe

    They also list strong hardware with a Xeon CPU NVMe drives ECC ram and a 1 Gbit network

    Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Shindara Modded Fantasy RP Adventure

    Shindara Modded Fantasy RP Adventure

    Shindara is a new Minecraft server built by an older tight community of roleplay veterans. It is made for players who love acting out fantasy scenes in Minecraft and who can put time into a story that keeps going.

    The server aims for an RPG feel that is not too strict. You can use a bunch of mods with a balanced selection for characters. You can interact with NPCs and do quests for the community.

    There is also a player driven economy where you can work toward wealth. If you want a quieter life you can just live alone in a small shack far from everyone.

    If you like DnD and you want that kind of roleplay mixed with Minecraft this server is trying to be that experience.

    Website

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Hermit Style SMP With Proximity Chat

    Hermit Style SMP With Proximity Chat

    This is a community centered survival server that is made by the players for the players. It is aiming for that Hermit style SMP vibe where people build together and keep things feeling close to vanilla.

    There is a diamond based economy and a shopping district plus public builds and group projects. A lot of players use proximity chat so it feels more social when you run into people.

    The server is Java only on Minecraft 1.21.11. It is whitelisted and it is 18 plus only. The server also has homes and some cosmetic and quality of life plugins that get added from community requests and polls.

    Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP