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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 2195 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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