Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by low testosterone beta soy cucks? Look no further! Join our server where the admins are actually alpha chads who slay creepers with their bare hands.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

But beware, our server is also home to the most ruthless PvP battles you’ve ever seen. You’ll need to channel your inner warrior and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of giant chickens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and become a legend in the Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go slay some Ender Dragons and show those beta soy cucks who’s boss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Villages Defended: 15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Magic Items Found: 5497 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Star Shards Collected: 232

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Emeralds Found: 9418
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

    Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Ores Mined: 8143
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Ores Mined: 2799 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

    Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

    PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

    PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Villages Defended: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

    KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5595 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8815 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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