omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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