| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 579 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7690 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
IP = play.minecastle.fun Bedrock Port = 19132
play.minecastle.net
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6108 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6842 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9391 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3191 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1827 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6677 | New Chunks Explored: | 849630 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
5p.vanilla-box.ru
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5558 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
play.hotdogwater.dog
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7997 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3602 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1566 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1252 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6135 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9232 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8444 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2284 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4804 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 294 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5306 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Votes: | 3162 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1163 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4092 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Votes: | 1949 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 377 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7234 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4893 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯