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Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.