Minecactus | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Incel Haven 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, acceptance, belonging, charisma, facebook, Friends, Haven, incel, instagram, Loneliness, mental health, networking, Online Community, racism, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, social media, social-networking, Support, tiktok

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9758
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Bro, forget about all those normie social media platforms. Join our Minecraft server instead!

We don’t care if you’re not hot enough for Instagram or TikTok, we just want you to build epic structures and survive the creepers.

And who needs to be racist for X when you can join a community of blocky pixel pals who just want to have a good time?

YouTube? More like PooTube, are we right? Come join us and show off your redstone skills instead.

And Facebook? That’s for old people, bro. Get with the times and join our server where age is just a number and creativity is king.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine and craft our way to friendship and fun!

NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	361073
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7221	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9957	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Votes:	2477
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2319
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	216
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	6902	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5244	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2919
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Players:	103/500	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3