| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2158 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 893 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 272 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8849 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5224 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 808 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 73 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 587 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 186 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4664 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 4436 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 367 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6684 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5017 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 398 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6984 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2115 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1481 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7694 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 187 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1309 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2014 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 9458 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1087 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 71 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4694 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1847 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7984 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 999 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1568 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4980 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3599 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
