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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3546 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
