Are you tired of Sir Jeff Bridges demanding too much money on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not! We have the perfect solution for you. Our server has found the one and only player who jumped on the first greyhound out to join us. Legend has it that he can build a house in Minecraft faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Join us this evening and witness the epicness unfold!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Animals Bred: 152
Emeralds Found: 6872 Endless Night Skies: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

    AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

    Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

    FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

    Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

    Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

    Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Players Killed by Monsters: 1613
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CringeCraft SMP

    CringeCraft SMP
    Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineCraftyLove

    MineCraftyLove
    Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6354 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Emeralds Found: 8164 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyGhanaianWarriors

    CraftyGhanaianWarriors
    come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 418 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Eternity SMP

    Eternity SMP

    Welcome to Eternity SMP!

    Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

    – Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Astrify SMP

    Astrify SMP

    A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 New Chunks Explored: 662861
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 119
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

    Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server
    Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

    Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Animals Bred: 179
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Crops Grown: 7541
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 156

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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