| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2616 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5918 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5737 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Votes: | 5475 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9303 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 59 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9770 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6824 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3169 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5957 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4587 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4692 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 294 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 809 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2548 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2566 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9743 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8272 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8938 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!
So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9189 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1276 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2889 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1609 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Potions Brewed: | 54 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8028 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3837 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
