| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3948 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
MineBestTopia.serv.nu
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3088 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4693 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2378 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3538 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4336 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5831 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1676 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8276 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1371 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6328 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5529 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 317 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9046 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4731 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3084 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 216 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 173 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1576 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 397480 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7287 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1336 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9989 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
