MineBaelz Minecraft Server

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, LIMITED, merch, MineBaelz, Minecraft, Music, Official, Originals, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Promise swag, Server, Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, zodiac

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	4495
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. We’ve got original music, covers that will make your ears melt, and podcasts that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. From PC cases to promise swag, we’ve got everything you need to show off your love for this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re our biggest fans!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1517
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Farms Harvested:	878	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3179
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Farms Harvested:	223	Buildings Constructed:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Buildings Constructed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9992	Players Killed by Monsters:	3428

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6700	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!