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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

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EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

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> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

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Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

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Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	53
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	886108
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2338	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ores Mined:	5162	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6522	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Farms Harvested:	911

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	6851
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchantments Applied:	69	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16