Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Tree Quest’s End 1.20.3

1.20.3, completed task, dump the server, finished task, finished the tree, hololive, hololive en, hololive updates, long tail tags, Quests, server dump, server dump link, server issues, server maintenance, server problems, Server Status, Status, tag list, Tree, tree completion, x-com

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8883
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m talking about a place where trees finish themselves, man. Can you even imagine the level of laziness you can achieve on this server? It’s like having your own personal tree finishing assistant, but in Minecraft form. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think about all the other crazy shiz that goes down on this server. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of wackiness and wonder. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

TextbookTrolls Minecraft Server

A, aita, anxious waiting, Assignment, Bachelor of Laws, Borrow, Credits, Final exam, Friend, maritime law, Midterm exam, Minecraft, open book, passing grade, Results, retake, Risk, Server, textbook, TextbookTrolls, Upset

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1487
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Votes:	6312	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing textbooks can make or break your grade! Just like in the epic tale of the Bachelor of Laws students, you never know what crazy adventures await you here.

Join us for open-book exams, where the stakes are high and the grades are even higher. Will you be the one to ace the exam without the book, or will you risk it all for that sweet A grade?

Who needs a bookstore when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Make sure to bring your textbooks (or borrow them from a friend) and see if you have what it takes to pass with flying colors.

Don’t be like our friend who had to retake the course – join our server and show off your legal knowledge in a way that only Minecraft can provide. The only thing you’ll need to worry about here is whether you’ll pass the lava parkour or get lost in the maze of legal jargon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of maritime law exams like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the path to becoming the next legal Minecraft master!

CraftyCoupleGifts

aita, appreciation, birthday gift, Boundaries, Boyfriend, call of duty, christmas gift, Communication, controller, CraftyCoupleGifts, ENTITLEMENT, finances, Gaming, gaming habits, Gratitude, laptop, PC, relationship, shared ownership, sims 4, Xbox

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boyfriend drama!

Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!

LessonLearnedMC SMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, hindsight, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, wisdom, wish I knew sooner

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I learned the hard way that you should never trust a llama with your diamonds. Like, I thought he was just a cute little llama, but turns out he was a diamond-stealing mastermind.

But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Creeper’s Confessions

awkward encounters, awkward situations, Confessions, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing fails, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing gaffes, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating incidents, mortifying experiences, public embarrassment, public humiliation, social mishaps

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping in front of your crush or accidentally farting in a silent room ever again. Our server is like a virtual bubble of perfection where you can be as clumsy as you want without any consequences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join. So come on over and leave your embarrassing moments behind!

AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!

afd, Asylum, AsylumCraft, controversy, debate, european union, extremism, far right, far-right party, FarRight, Fiasco, German parliament, germany, Government, immigration, legislation, nationalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, right wing, Vote

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Animals Bred:	187
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	139	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

so, like, u know how german parliament is all serious and stuff, right? well, on this minecraft server, we got a bunch of far-right AfD’s causing chaos and winning asylum votes left and right! it’s like a political drama but with creepers and zombies instead of boring politicians. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness of our german parliament-themed server! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Rainbow Ram Ranch

Animal Behavior, Behavior, domestic rams, evolutionary biology, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, hereditary traits, heritability, heterosexual males, Homosexuality, homosexuality research, macaques, mating behavior, mating success, nature vs nurture, RAINBOW, RAM, Ranch, same-sex behavior, sexual orientation, sexual orientations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the sheep are like, super gay rams. Like, they’re just prancing around, flirting with each other and having fabulous rainbow parties. And then there’s these macaques swinging from tree to tree, also being all lovey-dovey with each other. It’s like a Pride parade every day on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?

Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!

Eldoria Origins

#meet new people, Chill, comfortable, Community, Datapacks, Eldoria, Explore, farmers delight, Friends, Lgbt, magic mods, Modded, Modpack, neurodivergent, optimised, Origins, PC, proximity chat, Relaxed, Safe, Server, Spawn, Streamer friendly

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to Eldoria!
We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3

What to Expect:
24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long
Community built spawn
Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at!
Farmer’s Delight
Proximity Chat
Magic mods
And a bunch of other mods to explore!

Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!

I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always open?	Yes, the server is open 24/7 for you to play on whenever you like.
Are there any specific mods on the server?	Yes, we have Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and more for you to explore!
Is the community welcoming to all players?	Yes, most of our players are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community, making the server a safe and comfortable space for everyone.

Whispering Woods 1.20.5

1.20.5, contagious yawning, emotional intelligence, emotional response, Empathy, empathy deficit, friendless, Human Behavior, Loneliness, mental health, mirror neurons, neurobiology, Psychology, social awareness, social behavior, social connection, social cues, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Skills, whispering, Woods, Yawning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Items Found:	8810	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner empathy and finally make some friends! Watch as other players yawn and feel the urge to yawn yourself. It’s like a virtual empathy training ground, but with blocks and creepers. Who needs real-life friends when you can have Minecraft buddies who understand your yawning habits? Don’t be friendless in real life, join our server and yawn your way to friendship!

SisterSneakAttack Minecraft Server

Abuse, aita, bad mouthing, blowing up, demanding, family, godmother, Happiness, Homeless, Hospital, Illness, Lies, manipulative, mental health, Minecraft, Server, sister, SisterSneakAttack, Support, Targeting, vacation, Wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Towns Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing up at manipulative “sisters” is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive drama and outrageous accusations.

Are you tired of being accused of being abused by your in-game wife just because you can’t babysit for days on end? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and stand up for your pixelated partner.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your “sister” about her inappropriate family gossip and demanding late-night requests for virtual chocolate and coffee. And don’t forget about the hospital drama, where you can defend your wife against accusations of selfishness while battling a serious illness.

Join now and unleash your inner AH as you navigate through family feuds, vacation planning without your spouse, and holiday money theft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be labeled “vile” and accused of making up lies by your in-game relatives.

So, are you ready to blow up at your virtual family members and defend your in-game wife against all odds? Then join our Minecraft server today and let the chaos begin!

RainbowBlockParty

children’s well-being, conservative country, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family dynamic, family sacrifice, family tension, Gay Husband, gay marriage, H1B visa, immigration process, long term partner, love of his life, marriage arrangement, necessary sacrifice, RainbowBlockParty, right to say no, Understanding, uprooting life, Villain

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7054

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through the challenges of supporting your husband’s relationship while also trying to maintain your own sanity. Will you make the ultimate sacrifice and move to a new country for love, or will you stand your ground and say no like a boss?

With crazy plotlines like this, you’ll never get bored on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of making tough decisions in a virtual world where anything is possible!

WeirdKidMinecraftSMP

amusing anecdotes, bizarre actions, childhood adventures, childhood antics, childhood innocence, childhood memories, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, Nostalgia, odd habits, peculiar actions, peculiarities, quirky behavior, strange customs, strange habits, unique experiences, unusual behaviors, weird behavior, WeirdKidMinecraftSMP, youthful quirks

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1076
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was playing on the server and I found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the base was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats. I know, crazy right? But that’s not even the best part. When I tried to approach the base, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses swooped down from the sky and challenged me to a dance-off. Long story short, I won and now I have a pet chicken named Disco. So yeah, if you want to experience wild adventures like this, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBanter: Creeper Confessions

Astonishing, BlockyBanter, Confessions, Conversation, creeper, eavesdropped conversation, eavesdropping, eye-opening, gossip, jaw-dropping, Overheard, Private, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, shocking confession, Shocking revelation, Shocking.., Startling, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable truth, unexpected

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever heard someone say they found diamonds in their cereal instead of marshmallows? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon rare treasures while mining, like a chest full of enchanted golden carrots or a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, the conversations here are never dull and always full of surprises. So why wait? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

MerkelCraft: No Far-Right Allowed

Allowed, Angela Merkel, chancellor, Christian Democrats, Coalition, conservative party, criticism, Europe, far right, FarRight, German politics, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, mainstream parties, MerkelCraft, opposition, political division, Politics, Refugee Crisis, right-wing extremism, Social Democrats

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, u know how angela merkel is all like “hey party, stop hangin with the far-right dudes, it aint cool”? well, on this server, we embrace ALL the crazies! want to build a giant swastika out of diamond blocks? go for it! want to roleplay as hitler and conquer the entire server? sure thing! we even have a secret underground bunker where u can plot world domination with your fellow dictators. join us for a wild ride of political incorrectness and chaos! but remember, it’s all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously. come on, you know you want to join the madness!

BoomersAndZoomers

age disparity, age gap, age-related preferences, BoomersAndZoomers, cross-cultural study, data analysis, DATING, Evolution, gender dynamics, Human Relationships, love, Men, Partners, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic relationships, social behavior, Sociology, trends, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3166	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, this server is like a total love connection, bro! We did some serious research and found out that older dudes are more likely to hook up with younger chicks, and vice versa. It’s like a real-life soap opera happening in Minecraft! Join our server and see if you can find your age-related soulmate. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Age is just a number, baby!

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