Minearchy: Where blocks get more votes than you do! Join for SMP and minigames.

Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, blocks, Casual, Community, Features, Fun, games, in game, Ip:, Join, KitPvP, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, prop hunt, regular, See you, Server, smp, Votes, Website

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	4400

New Minecraft Servers

Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server

SMP	Our SMP is buzzing with activity and loaded with fantastic features. Join our tight-knit community, where everyone is welcome, whether you’re a regular or a casual player.
Minigames	Experience non-stop fun with awesome minigames! From classics like Prop Hunt to adrenaline-pumping KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all.
Start your Journey	Ready to dive in? Visit our website here.
IP	play.minearchy.com
	bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.minearchy.com in your Minecraft client to join the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find them on our website.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the fun on Lands of Minearchy.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: We regularly host events and competitions for players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8856
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	893283
Mines Excavated:	4918	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	95
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	4369	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2647	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3138
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4466
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Votes:	9342
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6669	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?