MineAlong | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	6000
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	265	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crops Grown:	8349	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2698	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Items Found:	5425
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	711
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Void Gems Collected:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	6865
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4