| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1136 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7726 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9921 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3595 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6035 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1335 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7162 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2233 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 209 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8679 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!
You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5154 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7178 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.
Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?
So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2289 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 137 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1921 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4250 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6411 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1325 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7687 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 |
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5683 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2292 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Server IP | unitesmp.modrinth.gg |
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| Apply Here | https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ |
This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1. |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5351 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9174 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA
Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 985 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7231 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 4589 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.
Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5224 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 581 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
