| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3328 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 96 | Mines Excavated: | 2510 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2608 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8062 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 32 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 923 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8533 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 53 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3672 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2991 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4898 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9094 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 42945 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4009 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7870 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4544 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4386 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 864 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 295 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3778 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6333 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
