| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4334 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4674 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 987 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2196 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 574 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6183 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5057 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4880 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2839 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9282 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6112 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4925 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9514 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8446 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2730 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5658 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4689 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8115 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5415 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9086 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 849 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
