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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magic Items Found:	3531
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	293
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Farms Harvested:	593

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2065	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	112
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8231
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4119
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5085
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Votes:	5472	New Chunks Explored:	951296
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Emeralds Found:	6482
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Runes Activated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Falling into the Void:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	99/600	Votes:	5548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Animals Bred:	82