| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5486 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
minejoin.gomc.fun
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2400 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4825 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 298 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3006 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8674 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4008 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2111 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8114 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 200 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3363 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 78 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7865 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 94 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4839 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 539 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 854 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 857 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2736 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9067 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 70 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 86 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6444 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1528 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
