Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5061 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!
Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3140 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you witness such epic showdowns.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their dance moves. Get your groove on with a dancing creeper or break it down with a twerking skeleton – the possibilities are endless!
And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, only to discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking chicken? Don’t ask questions, just go with it.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you next!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 268 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle evil mobs and claim your riches. But be warned, these mobs are no ordinary creatures – they have a taste for revenge and will stop at nothing to take you down!
And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a special event called “Sister Showdown” where you can challenge other players to see who has the most skilled and powerful sister in the game. Will your sister reign supreme and become the ultimate champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose to your sister in the Sister Showdown, that might sting a bit).
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us on this epic journey as we prepare for Yuri’s arrival by building giant statues in their honor and stocking up on snacks for the big celebration. Rumor has it that Yuri will bring with them a whole new realm filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds for everyone!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic event. Join our server now and get ready to witness the greatness of Yuri in action. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant spiders with laser eyes, riding on rainbow-colored unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!
So why are y t women like this? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and witness the epic saga of the Great Leg Uncovering of 2021, where women all over the Minecraft world start revealing their legs and feet! It’s a scandalous event that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toe Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the prettiest toes in all the land. Trust us, things can get pretty heated when toenails are involved.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover a few secrets of your own along the way!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!
And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8143 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Imagine a world where you can fuse your Minecraft blocks together to create insane new creations. With our Megaten Fusion Tools, you can let your creativity run wild and become the ultimate fusion master!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive access to the Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2 soundtracks. Jam out to some sick beats while you mine and craft your way to victory.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just watch our New Vengeance trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to join our server immediately!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Imagine a world where you can create your own utopia, free from the rants and raves of power-hungry leaders. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and build the city of your dreams.
Say goodbye to divisive politics and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and help us create a better world for our virtual children!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us on this server where you can team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, the master of redstone, or challenge Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 to a build-off competition. And don’t forget about the legendary Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, who can summon a dragon to protect your base!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, who can turn your enemies into harmless sheep with a wave of her hand. Plus, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ can create a magical potion that gives you superhuman strength!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure guarded by the mischievous Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4968 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 292 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
