Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 178 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a cosplay contest. Dress up as your favorite anime character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway for a chance to win epic prizes like enchanted armor or a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated version of Tokyo.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a live-action anime, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!
3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.
>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.
>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.
>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 2034 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4721 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8601 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.
But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.
And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).
So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!
So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4743 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
