| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 108 | Votes: | 8339 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Mine_heart.aternos.me:41023
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8977 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3167 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 62 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4222 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8767 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2288 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9892 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4344 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9569 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5396 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4157 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 714 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6224 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5115 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 685 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 518879 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8413 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4043 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5891 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 375 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4642 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 4689 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
