| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2648 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Mine_heart.aternos.me:41023
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1584 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 430 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9586 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 132 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8987 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6603 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3714 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2195 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 9573 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 371 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Votes: | 2340 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9658 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9448 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1929 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2892 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5052 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Votes: | 482 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9412 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3990 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 138 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1602 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 628 | Crops Grown: | 4491 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3574 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 252 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
