MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zombie Dances:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	New Chunks Explored:	92666
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1733
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	2355	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Animals Bred:	103	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3612	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	474099
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

2016, 2022, anger, Angry, campaign messaging, Crafty, Democratic candidates, Dems, emotion expression, Female candidates, Frustration, gender dynamics, political communication, political strategy, political tool, public perception, social media, Stereotypes, study, tweet analysis, tweets, twitter, U.S. House candidates, women in politics

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

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SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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