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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5811 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.
And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!