Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1562
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	299	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7652	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Farms Harvested:	833	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7155

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2911	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Votes:	9575
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	2100	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	133	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1875
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	106/100	Votes:	3439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13