Mine-archy: Where the only ruling is who has the most diamonds! 1.20.X

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Features	Description
SMP	Join our bustling SMP community, where players of all kinds are welcomed.
Minigames	Experience endless fun with a wide range of minigames.
Start your Journey	Trailer: Watch Here

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join us at play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all skill levels.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.

Q: Is there a website I can visit for more information?

A: Yes, you can visit our website at landsofminearchy.com.

Q: Who is the owner of Lands of Minearchy?

A: jonaas13 is the owner of Lands of Minearchy.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

Adventure, Anime, Budget, Characters, comparison, Fandom, FANTASY, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, meets, Minecraft, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Otaku, poor man’s, Reincarnation, series, SIMILAR, storytelling, Tensei, Web Novel, world-building

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5814	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	7635
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9144
Dragon Eggs Found:	7748	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	3111
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9373	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.