Mine-archy: Where the only ruling is who has the most diamonds! 1.20.X

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SMP	Join our bustling SMP community, where players of all kinds are welcomed.
Minigames	Experience endless fun with a wide range of minigames.
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Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	293	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8524
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	6943

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	312008	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8363	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

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Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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