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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5009 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8105 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.
join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!
