MindlessCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles and turns all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, because who doesn’t love a little danger with their fun?

our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. we once had a staring contest with a group of Endermen and let’s just say, we won by a landslide.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyMissileVenture

    CraftyMissileVenture
    lol this minecraft server is like a ukraine missile factory but with more explosions and less politics. join us for a wild ride as we launch NASAMS missiles into the sky and blow up creepers like they’re enemy tanks. our joint venture with norway’s kongsberg means we have top-of-the-line missile technology and a never-ending supply of TNT. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate minecraft warzone. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

    Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!
    so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

    join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

    so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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  • GrandpasGoneWild

    GrandpasGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out homophobes like a boss? Look no further! Join our server for epic family drama and intense showdowns with grumpy grandpas. Show them who’s boss in your virtual home and stand up for love and equality. Who needs family harmony when you can have virtual justice instead? Join now for a chance to kick out bigots and defend your pixelated pride!

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  • PixelPanic: GovtGoofs

    PixelPanic: GovtGoofs
    Are you tired of boring old government policies that just end up causing chaos and confusion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride where the only policy is to have fun and build to your heart’s content.

    Imagine a world where the government decided that the only way to solve traffic congestion was to replace all cars with giant chickens. Chaos ensued as people tried to navigate their feathered friends through busy intersections and highways. But fear not, on our server, you can ride a chicken as your trusty steed and never worry about traffic again!

    Or how about the time the government thought it would be a good idea to ban all forms of currency and switch to a system of trading goods and services? People were left scratching their heads as they tried to barter for basic necessities like food and shelter. But on our server, you can trade diamonds for enchanted weapons and armor, because who needs bread when you have a shiny new sword?

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only government policy is to have a good time! Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

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  • CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery! WHOa!

    CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery! WHOa!
    lol come join our minecraft server where we got the congo mystery disease but like in a fun way!!! who knows what kind of wacky illness you’ll catch next?? maybe you’ll start turning into a creeper or grow a pig nose!!! the WHO is even investigating our server cuz it’s so wild!!! join now for a chance to be part of the madness and spread the mystery disease to all your friends!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!!

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