Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

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  • BlockyParentDuties

    BlockyParentDuties
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict time limits set on all devices to prevent any Roblox addiction from taking over! Join us for a wild adventure where we value mental health and therapy sessions are a must-have accessory for all players.

    Our server is a safe space for families, where we make sure to prioritize the well-being of all members. We even provide cheap flip phones for any kids who may feel stranded or left out in the virtual world.

    So come on and join us for a game of Minecraft, where we guarantee a drama-free environment and a supportive community. Who knew video games could lead to such deep conversations and personal growth? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on our one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RevengeCraft SMP – Pranked my friend with exploding chickens, chaos ensued!

    RevengeCraft SMP – Pranked my friend with exploding chickens, chaos ensued!
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! So, one time I was building my epic castle and this dude came and griefed it, like who does that?! So, I gathered all my friends on the server and we went full on revenge mode. We pranked him by filling his house with chickens and then we built a giant statue of a potato in front of his base. It was so hilarious, he was so mad! But then he tried to get back at us by building a giant toilet next to our castle, like what even is that?! Anyway, if you want to join in on the crazy fun and epic revenge plots, come join us on this server, it’s a total blast!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for some plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with unexpected twists and turns at every corner!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly villagers invite you to join their secret underground dance party. But wait, it turns out they’re actually zombie villagers in disguise and they challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Mob!

    Or how about the time when you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the only way to survive is by building a house made entirely out of cake?

    With us, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of plot twists that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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  • GreenlandGriefers

    GreenlandGriefers
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!

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  • BridalPartyDramaCraft

    BridalPartyDramaCraft
    Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

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