Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

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  • NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

    NoDealCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”

    like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

    so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.

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  • AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!

    AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we take hating seriously, like Australia serious! if you do a nazi salute in our server, you gonna get locked up in minecraft jail for LIFE! we don’t mess around with dat hate stuff, we all about spreading love and blocks and creepers and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most law-abiding minecraft community out there, or else you gonna end up like those nazis in Australia, locked up and throw away the key! #blocklove #minecraftjustice #nazisarenotwelcome

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  • SpudCraft: Dairy-Free Potato Protein

    SpudCraft: Dairy-Free Potato Protein
    so like, imagine a world where you can make milk from potatoes. like, what the heck, right? this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got cows and pigs and chickens, but they all produce milk and cheese made from potatoes. it’s like magic, man.

    join our server and experience the wonders of potato milk. build a potato farm, milk your potato cows, and make delicious potato cheese. it’s a whole new level of minecraft farming, dude.

    plus, we have a secret underground potato lab where you can experiment with different potato breeds to create the ultimate potato milk. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    so come join us on this wild potato adventure. who needs cows when you have potatoes, right? it’s gonna be a spud-tacular time.

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  • AllergyCraft: BoyfriendBanishment

    AllergyCraft: BoyfriendBanishment
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any citrus allergies ruining your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises, just like the unexpected lemon in that cake.

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend “Louis” can’t forget about your citrus allergy because there are no lemons or oranges in sight. No more throat pain or itchy skin, just pure gaming bliss. And hey, if Louis ever tries to sneak in some citrus, you can kick him out of the server just like you did in real life!

    Don’t let a little lemon drama ruin your relationship or your gaming fun. Join our server and let the laughs and good times roll. Who knows, maybe Louis will learn his lesson and start checking his ingredients before serving up any surprises. So come on in and leave those citrus woes behind – it’s time to game on!

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  • PardonMeLuigi

    PardonMeLuigi
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pardoning paradise! We’ve got Luigi, yes, that’s right, Luigi from the Mario games, just chilling and waiting for his presidential pardon from Trump. Join our server and witness the wackiest crossover event in Minecraft history as Luigi builds his own castle and takes on creepers with his trusty green hat. Who needs Mario when you’ve got Luigi on your side? So come on over and be a part of this epic adventure – because on our server, anything is possible, even presidential pardons for video game characters!

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