Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

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  • EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

    EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”
    Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

    But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we embrace all kinks and fetishes! From pixelated BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all! Join us and let your freak flag fly high in the world of blocks and creepers. Your friends won’t know what hit them when they see your wild creations!

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  • CraftyPeace Minecraft Server

    CraftyPeace Minecraft Server
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring peace stuff and go for crazy battles like ukraine but without the real life consequences cuz it’s just a game bro. after u join u can pretend to be trump or putin and have wild phone calls where u make all the rules and cause chaos for europe. it’s like a virtual reality where u can be a dictator or a hero or whatever u want cuz it’s minecraft baby. so come on and join the madness cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • CraftyKyivWarfare

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    so liek, u know how there’s all this drama goin on in ukraine and russia? well, our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that craziness! come join us and build ur own lil world where u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom! plus, if u don’t join, the US might send troops to ukraine, so like, u better join to avoid all that drama! come join us now and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • Pixel Party Palace

    Pixel Party Palace
    HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

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